it's not a slaughterhouse, it's a slaughterhome !

welcome to my corner of the internet. this page is currently under construction, but i hope you still like what you see!
a couple of quick "before-you-follow" warnings, since i'm guessing that you found this site in my about me/bio on some social media:

• i am a very big fan of horror movies. you shouldn't see more than blood on the accounts on my sidebar, but if you don't like horror in general, it's probably not a good idea to follow me
• i can have a tough time reading the tone someone i don't know has. i don't personally use tone indicators (i prefer to just specify what i mean in parentheses, like this) so i won't make you use them, but i'd appreciate if either you specified your tone when talking to me or just don't mind me asking if you're joking or not
• i sometimes make/repost suggestive jokes or comments on main, so i'd appreciate if you don't follow my account if you're under 16!

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